it Facts

NASA: This information is currently under embargo until 2 p.m....

ronworkman — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 04:02:00 -0500

NASA: This information is currently under embargo until 2 p.m. on December 2nd but we here at itfacts think this information is too groundbreaking to hold from the public.

This information may not stay up for long so please reblog this and get the word out before the government shuts us down.

Hipsters: Every 100 years they start a guerilla uprisng. When...

ronworkman — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 08:39:00 -0400

Hipsters: Every 100 years they start a guerilla uprisng.

When the war starts in 2011 you can’t pretend like there weren’t signs all around us.

Bonus Fact: Every morning Hipsters must face the Holy Land (Williamsburg, Brooklyn) and recite the quote on PBR bottles and cans.

Godzilla: He isn’t gone. He is only planning for another...

ronworkman — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 09:27:05 -0400

Godzilla: He isn’t gone. He is only planning for another attack.

Stonehenge: This place gets crazy during Cinco De Mayo!

ronworkman — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 03:31:01 -0400

Stonehenge: This place gets crazy during Cinco De Mayo!

Animals via topherchris

ronworkman — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 23:38:12 -0400

Animals via topherchris

Hipparoo: Charles Darwin’s On the Origin of Species talked...

ronworkman — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:38:00 -0400

Hipparoo: Charles Darwin’s On the Origin of Species talked about this at great length but it was greatly overshadowed by his book before it on Creationism.

Kids: They are all pink on the insides

ronworkman — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 19:42:16 -0400

Kids: They are all pink on the insides

Paris Hilton: On Foursquare she is the only person on Earth that...

ronworkman — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 01:25:23 -0400

Paris Hilton: On Foursquare she is the only person on Earth that you can “check in” at. In 2009 there were 47,951 people that checked in making her more popular (on Foursquare) than the hotel in which she was named after in France!

Cows: The Mayans and Alex Jones are the only people that could...

ronworkman — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:45:05 -0400

Cows: The Mayans and Alex Jones are the only people that could see this coming.

Energy: Has anyone noticed that the rise in hurricanes coincides...

ronworkman — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:42:26 -0400

Energy: Has anyone noticed that the rise in hurricanes coincides with the rise in wind energy farms? We did.

Space: The universe is so massive that the odds of there being a...

ronworkman — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:21:15 -0400

Space: The universe is so massive that the odds of there being a nebula which is actually made from a giant cat standing on bacon would be 1:1. This means a that we can use math to prove that beyond any doubt, the Catbacon nebula must be real.

Midgets: You may have heard that “if you hit a midget on...

ronworkman — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:52:07 -0400

Midgets: You may have heard that “if you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins” from Patton Oswalt. You should also know that if you punch one square in the face it adds a bonus coin multiplier and you will hear an announcer yell “headshot” from somewhere in the distance. Try it!

The Koala: With the 2nd most ferocious sexual appetite behind...

ronworkman — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:41:41 -0400

The Koala: With the 2nd most ferocious sexual appetite behind only Paris Hilton, the Koala can mate with a human face in only seconds. By being near a Koala you raise you risk of being face rapped in the same way that standing near Paris Hilton (named after a hotel in France) can give you STD’s.

Beer: Everything you assumed about it while you were drinking it...

ronworkman — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:50:03 -0400

Beer: Everything you assumed about it while you were drinking it is true. It really has magical properties. Trust your instincts.

Dogs & Cocaine: They totally have it under control. Who are...

ronworkman — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:27:27 -0400

Dogs & Cocaine: They totally have it under control. Who are you to judge them?

Platypus: When life gives you lemons, you make a furry,...

ronworkman — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:22:56 -0400

Platypus: When life gives you lemons, you make a furry, egg-laying, venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal.

News Entertainment: Depending on how you think, Glenn Beck is...

gamesareart — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 05:10:43 -0400

News Entertainment: Depending on how you think, Glenn Beck is equally as funny as Jon Stewart.

(Submitted by gamesareart)

Danger in the sky: Pigeons consume more human flesh by body mass...

ronworkman — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:19:35 -0400

Danger in the sky: Pigeons consume more human flesh by body mass than any other animal. They are like little flying horror movie zombies… that poop on cars.

Dogs: Not only do they kill a lot of people but they also likely...

ronworkman — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 23:50:16 -0400

Dogs: Not only do they kill a lot of people but they also likely hate them as well. (click imagine for fullsize)

Energy & Consumption: While it is true that Politicians are...

ronworkman — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 21:35:58 -0400

Energy & Consumption: While it is true that Politicians are the world’s foremost experts on climate did you also know that Climatologists are the best politicians?

Worth noting: Actors often have an expertise in Haitian Earthquake relief and musicians lead the way in developing government for developing nations and feeding people within them.